That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the 2014 Trailer of the Year award has been issued early this year. You can all pack up and stop making trailers for the rest of the year because quite frankly there is absolutely no way anyone can top Coffee Stain Studios’ beautiful, evocative riff on 2011’s Dead Island weird slow-motion-reverse-time-little-girl-flying-backwards-into-a-window-because-zombies trailer.

It’s got everything. Tension, mystery, emotional depth, a goat with his tongue sticking out and a man inexplicably on fire.

Honestly, what more could you ask for?

So, ladies and gentlemen, let me invite you all to sit back in your chairs, pour yourselves a glass of your finest port and prepare to enjoy one minute and twelve seconds of the finest cinematic experiences of this year.

It’s Goat Simulator everyone.